what you see isn't what is written

[xCrucialDudex]

I bet this happened at least once to every one of you. You see a writing on a bigboard, or cafe name or ad headline or whatever and you read it quickly, it sounds quirky, odd and strange and you realize you have to read it again just to make sure and BAM! you realize you kinda misread it and something real funny, stupid or even perverted popped up in your mind the first time... like I've just opened General forum and had a quick look at threads' titles and I saw "superhero masturbation" and the next thought comes wtf? it used to be "superhero situation" and I took another look just to make sure... okay, it's actually "superhero situation".

I guess my unconscious actively thinks masturbation. Whatever.

[Lifestyle_X]

Wow! dude. That's weird, but I can totally find myself in that.

[Telilah]

I once read a sign and thought it said "free refills, 1$" and thought that isn't free at all. It didn't say free though I just misread the sign and it said something like all refills or something like that. Worst part is I kind of caught myself after I was pointing it out to someone to laugh at it, instead I looked like an idiot.

[linsee]

Haha I misread things a lot like that too.

[xCrucialDudex]

I once read a sign and thought it said "free refills, 1$" and thought that isn't free at all. It didn't say free though I just misread the sign and it said something like all refills or something like that. Worst part is I kind of caught myself after I was pointing it out to someone to laugh at it, instead I looked like an idiot.

Haha yeah that happens sometimes.

[xCrucialDudex]

Haha I misread things a lot like that too.

So share your failures to read things right with us! I think this is a really funny thing to discuss.

[xSouthernEdgex]

I think i might like where this thread goes

[linsee]

So share your failures to read things right with us! I think this is a really funny thing to discuss.

Here's one about someone mishearing what I was saying:
A dude I work with and I were discussing the show Lost, and a character on it named Lepedis (la-peed-is). We were standing on the sales floor near the bakery, and getting extra geeked out discussing the episode, we got louder and louder. Another co-worker was helping a customer and they kept looking at us really oddly, and after the customer left, the co-worker came up to us and told us we shouldn't be discussing penis' on the sales floor. Apparently it sounded like we were saying how awesome "the penis" was. So I'm sure it was awesome appropriate when they thought I said "I love the penis, I'd totally let him into my camp."

[xCrucialDudex]

Here's one about someone mishearing what I was saying:
A dude I work with and I were discussing the show Lost, and a character on it named Lepedis (la-peed-is). We were standing on the sales floor near the bakery, and getting extra geeked out discussing the episode, we got louder and louder. Another co-worker was helping a customer and they kept looking at us really oddly, and after the customer left, the co-worker came up to us and told us we shouldn't be discussing penis' on the sales floor. Apparently it sounded like we were saying how awesome "the penis" was. So I'm sure it was awesome appropriate when they thought I said "I love the penis, I'd totally let him into my camp."

haha this is hilarious ))

I talked with a girl I'm seeing currently about this whole deal of misreading things and told her about my recent failure to read "superhero situation" correctly. I took it further and told her: can you imagine all those wicked cool superheroes like Batman (her favorite), Spiderman, Superman and others sitting around and jerking off? She was like ewww.. I guess she did imagine it. And I went on - And hey I bet since they're superheroes they have super strong and powerful ejaculation but none of them are as good as Hulk. Do you realize how big Hulk is and if he's about to ejaculate, man, you don't wanna stay around 'cuz he will definitely flood a city! Something along those lines. We had a great laugh! Although I was called sick and perverted she uncontrollably laughed out loud. So did I. Just imagine Hulk ejaculating... man this is epic. What color do you think his sperm is? Green or not?

[funwithpinetrees]

One time I was excited to read a National Geographic article on the Coast of Catalonia. Too bad it was actually about the Coast of Catalonia. Boy was I confused!